Drive normally?

*Yawn* Good morning everyone! I've used to listening to radio while driving to work, i listen to every shit, the lame gotcha calls, the useless traffic reports, the keep repeating songs, and etc etc etc.  Today as usual, i'm still listening to the radio, was listening to the traffic reporter, she was like "The traffic is moving very slow at Jalan XXX, please drive normally.."  HUH? Drive Normally???? I don't really understand what is drive normally and drive abnormally? Do we really get across driving abnormally drivers? I think during the rush hours, everyone will be driving very normally. We won't be driving like this

Or... like this...

Or.. like this...

Or even letting our pet drives...

Surfing

My very first experience in surfing, it's soooo fun! I never thought i would be able to stand up on the board.  And i did it. 

Warming up first.... =)

My first attempt to stand up the board. Still look very cool. Behind me is the very cute instructor. 

Uh-Oh... Just about to fell down.

After a few attempts, i think i'm quite successful.  

Oh well, i think i did it quite well, after a few sands eating and wave hitting.

Surfing is not easy at all, it involved a lot of sand eating, and i've got a lot of bruises from it.

The worst experience, it's the big wave hit from my back and my head got hit.  It stunned me for a moment over there.  

Hey.. i think i need to learn the more stylish way to pose.  V^^V

Pussy?

Which pussy? Hahaha.. 

撞鬼啊！

I'm just back from Bali, we were staying at Prani Hotel.  This kind of thing never happened to me before.  This is the first time, and i hope it'll be the last time.  

I was staying in a double single bed room with Carol.  We were quite coward so we had to on the TV to sleep for the full 4 nights.  It was about 3:30am in the morning. I woke up, i do wake up quite often during midnight, i remember quite well it was 3+am in the morning as i looked at my handphone to check the time.  And then, i looked at the TV screen at it was still on, there's no sound from TV (but i'm quite sure we on the sound cause Carol was watching TV to sleep every night).  I saw Alex (One of my friend who went to Bali together) in the TV, he was smiling at me happily walking on a street.  I was thinking wtf? I tried to look more clearly, he is Alex. Damn shit.  The TV screen changed to Carol this time, she was sitting on a place like library that time and smiling to me. Another wtf from me.  Suddenly her eyes changed to pure white with no pupils and blinking.  OH MY GaWd!! It scared the shit out of me.  I quickly cover my head with blanket and i never dare to come out from blanket again. 

Hmmm.. after this i was wondering, should i off the TV or just leave it on? 

If i off the TV, i'd even more scared if it on back itself. -.- I'd just run out.

If i on the TV, i'd be scared if i see or i hear something else too. 

Geeze.. Confusing, should i on TV or off TV next time?

To Xixi

First news after i'm back from Sg, Xixi died.  I'm very very down.  It's just too sudden.  I've been showing off Xixi to all my friends, i've been missing her so much when i was at Sg. I can't believe last Friday was the last time i met her.  I didn't like her much at first, after i brought her back and spent time with her.  Every time i came back from work, she's there.  Every morning i woke up, she's there.  Every time i poo poo, she's also there.  She seems like can understand a lot of things.  I toilet trained her, i taught her "NO", i taught her of "water spraying".  She seems learning and understand.  She listened to me.  I still have the planning to make her fatter, i wanted to bring her to the vet.  I should have brought her back last night.  This might not happened.  Just when the time i started to love her, she left.  It's just so sad.  *Tears*

He said.. she died in accident.

To our beloved Xixi, Rest in peace.  Always in our heart.

Lucky!

Gee, I received a phone call from my friend, "Heyyy.. you are one of the winner!"

 I was like.. "Uhhh...?"  

"Go check it out at bmwshorties.com!"

"Okay.." (Did i win a car?)

A ticket to premiere at 7:45pm, and i can't even get to go there! But it surely nice to see my name on the website.  I think my luck is coming, and i'm getting closer to get a BMW. =)

Random Conversation

For the past 2 days, i was on duty at KLCC iPhone 3Gs roadshow.  It was very bored and crowded and tired and shit like that.  And here comes the funniest conversation from the 2 days.

The scene was like this.. We were chit-chatting.. suddenly.. here comes a green shirt promoter.. 

Promoter: I want to walk walk..

Floor Manager: Huh....

Promoter: I want to walk walk..

Floor Manager: Why do you want to walk walk?

Promoter: Why cannot?

Floor Manager: "Pok Chauu" ahh you...

Promoter: Seriously.. i need to go walk walk, i can't stand standing in the mall whole day..

Floor Manager: . . . . . .  Where can u find a job u can go walk walk 1....

Promoter: Seriously.. (Innocent eyes looking at the floor manager)

Floor Manager: (BIG SWT) Fine.. give you 10 minutes go walk walk..

Turtling

Haha.. this is a conversation with a friend of mine, talking about turtling.  Last time we used to talk about "fishing", now.. it's all about turtling.  He even showed me how to Catch a Turtle.  I'm thinking it might really works.

 

1) Locate a place where turtles live.  I think you can find several places, go to high-end residential area, high-end hang out places, lastly, go to high-end hospitals.

2) Dig a trap. I think it's talking about "imagination" trap.  Use your best skill la.

3) Line the trap with bait.  I think the bait will be you yourself.

4) Set up bait around the trap. I skip this one.

5) Wait for a turtle to notice the food. What to do? You have to be there and wait.  

6) Remove the turtle from the trap.  When your turtle is trapped.  You don't have to remove it, just trap it forever until the day it dies.

Whatever it is! Take note on the warnings...  know which species u actually want to trap.  Some species are illegal to trap and keep (Example, married man).  Else you'll get into trouble.  Don't trap the wrong turtle.  I still totally support to go for turtle in the hospital.  =)

Music Playlist in my blog

Everyone do have their own favorite song list.  I have mine, i listen to different types of musics from time to time.  It's basically depending on my mood.  Have you ever realized that when you listen to specific song it'll remind you to specific person.  And you'll remember all the moments when you're being with them.  It's always nice to recall back the memories.

There's a friend of mine said.. "Hey, i love your music playlist in your blog, nice selection of songs.. I get in your blog just to listen to your songs."  Hmmm.. "humiliation" huh..  But at least i have something can attract listeners not readers.  Haha.  I do like all the songs in this list.  They do remind me too many things, but it doesn't bring me good feelings.  Anyway, it doesn't matter anymore.  I'm learning.

Storekeeper

I never realised.. nowadays.. the storekeeper salary is very high!!! I think i can consider storekeeper as a job option already.

Look at the "manager" desk!

Look at the manager's desk... This is how a manager's desk should look like. At least.... A MESS! And... fully utilize the desk, including the monitor screen... =)

Talk "Male Chicken"

Can anyone guess what is he referring to?

To answer questions to those people who likes to talk cock.. you have to answer cock. =)

More!

The other day went out with Mr. Fuzzy, again he gave me some free lesson of life. This time he talked about.. "The more you like the person, the more you want, the more you want then the more you expect, when it gets to the time the more you expect, it's the time you'll lose the person."
Ok.. conclusion? What should we be really doing? Don't love so you get the person? Don't expect? Don't want from the person? Hmmm.... Contradiction? If you like the person, of course you will expect more right... Because you care. Unless you don't care, then u won't expect anything, and you wouldn't want anything from the person. Then you get the person who you don't like. =.=
What kind of so lame but yet so TRUE theory is that. Anyway, i do agree with what he has said to me. It does happen all the time.